Sexiest Evil Witch

The name's Wuya, immortal witch of the Heylin side, and the sexiest lady you'd set your eyes on.

heylinwarlord:

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heylinwarlord:

heylin-witch:

heylinwarlord:

(New post, the other is getting crowded oAo)
Mmm…true. More monks, more embarrassment for them.
-grabs your arm- That dinner doesn’t sound half bad, I haven’t had my soup today anyways. -teleports us to lair-

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-starts walking to the dining room- While that would be fun…I’m not so sure what to do with the leftovers. I’m not eating it and I’m sure he’d make my warriors sick.

D’aww that would be a pity. Mmm well I wouldn’t mind food from your… warriors. What’s on the menu? 

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JACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STARING AT MY BOOBS! -throws punch-

JACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STARING AT MY BOOBS! -throws punch-

future-evil-overlord:

*glances around*

Hmmm. Wonder where the Xiaolin Losers are at. 

Usually they’ve kicked my ass by now

Jack! Where have you been! Get me some puddings now!
I kind of got addicted and finished them while you’re gone 
And get me those Shen Gong Wus! Chase wouldn’t let me have my hands on them. 

heylinwarlord:

heylin-witch:

heylinwarlord:

(New post, the other is getting crowded oAo)
Mmm…true. More monks, more embarrassment for them.
-grabs your arm- That dinner doesn’t sound half bad, I haven’t had my soup today anyways. -teleports us to lair-

(our post gets crowded, but the rp is not >_<)
Well, you can have your soup, but I don’t do dragon delicacy… -shivers- 
I’ll let you decide on where we dine. Give me your best shot. 

(;w; I know right?)
Have you even had dragon? It’s quite delectable. -smirks- And where we dine? What’s wrong with here? My warriors are fine cooks.

Here is fine, as long as there is no dragon. It’ll upset my systems. 
On a side note, I see Jacky is back. Let’s cook him. Watching him wail would be entertaining… Hmm? 

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heylinwarlord:

(New post, the other is getting crowded oAo)
Mmm…true. More monks, more embarrassment for them.
-grabs your arm- That dinner doesn’t sound half bad, I haven’t had my soup today anyways. -teleports us to lair-

(our post gets crowded, but the rp is not >_<)
Well, you can have your soup, but I don’t do dragon delicacy… -shivers- 
I’ll let you decide on where we dine. Give me your best shot. 

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I should have a term for my loyal followers.
Like how Gru has his minions. 
Lady Gaga has her Little Monsters.
Even Jack has Jack-bots.  

Of course, I have my golems, but you humans are so much better than those mindless rocks. So tell me, what should I call you?

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dragon-of-fire:

heylinwarlord:

-stalks around the xiaolin temple grounds-

Is there are reason that you’re creeping around the temple? If you’re here for the Wu don’t even bother, there’s no way you’d get it.

Just…reminiscing. -raises brow at- I’ve no interest…

I like to reminisce, it helps me think of things I might have missed in my plans to bring Omi to my side. -chuckles- Not that there are many things I’ve missed. -glances at the vault- They might be a waste yes, but it’s always funny to watch a pup bark at something much bigger than it. And always fun to silence it.

hey sexy Oh Chase, we should reminisce over dinner. Mmm. 

-looks over shoulder at- Finally you show up. I was starting to think you’d run off with Bean and it was just Spicer and me.

psh, you know I’d choose you over Hannibal any time… *puppy eyes* 

Hmph. I’m sure…so, where have you been?


Fashion week. I was SOOO hot on demand. You might wanna get my autograph before I get too famous. 

(oh god lol) -feels a piece of mind break- I think I’ll pass…anyways, want to raid the vault? Not that you’ll get to keep anything, but I’m bored enough to let you indulge a little.

ohhhh YESSSSSSS…. but come on Chasey, give your lady here a little break, you took my powers and not even one Shen Gong Wu? *sad puppy eyes* 

-stares-…No. -starts towards the vault-


*hmph* 
Pretty quiet here huh. It’d be too easy without those shaolin monks. 

True. I’ve only seen one show up so far, and she seems all bark and no bite without her fellows. I’m almost surprised Spicer hasn’t attack this and raided it if it’s this easy.

Lets come back when they are here. Wouldn’t want them to miss out on the fun now, do we? The dinner offer still holds though, Chasey. 

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mocha-bear:

~ 1x13 In The Flesh

Oh, Wuya, you should have gotten at least a season of ruling of the world.

I know, right?

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One of my many woes. 

One of my many woes. 

heylinwarlord:

heylin-witch:

heylinwarlord:

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heylinwarlord:

heylin-witch:

heylinwarlord:

heylin-witch:

heylinwarlord:

heylinwarlord:

dragon-of-fire:

heylinwarlord:

-stalks around the xiaolin temple grounds-

Is there are reason that you’re creeping around the temple? If you’re here for the Wu don’t even bother, there’s no way you’d get it.

Just…reminiscing. -raises brow at- I’ve no interest…

I like to reminisce, it helps me think of things I might have missed in my plans to bring Omi to my side. -chuckles- Not that there are many things I’ve missed. -glances at the vault- They might be a waste yes, but it’s always funny to watch a pup bark at something much bigger than it. And always fun to silence it.

hey sexy Oh Chase, we should reminisce over dinner. Mmm. 

-looks over shoulder at- Finally you show up. I was starting to think you’d run off with Bean and it was just Spicer and me.

psh, you know I’d choose you over Hannibal any time… *puppy eyes* 

Hmph. I’m sure…so, where have you been?


Fashion week. I was SOOO hot on demand. You might wanna get my autograph before I get too famous. 

(oh god lol) -feels a piece of mind break- I think I’ll pass…anyways, want to raid the vault? Not that you’ll get to keep anything, but I’m bored enough to let you indulge a little.

ohhhh YESSSSSSS…. but come on Chasey, give your lady here a little break, you took my powers and not even one Shen Gong Wu? *sad puppy eyes* 

-stares-…No. -starts towards the vault-


*hmph* 
Pretty quiet here huh. It’d be too easy without those shaolin monks. 

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